One of the old stuffs =)

Hi guys, I am in my campus now and computers here suck like shiiiiiiiit. I can't even type my post properly, never mind decorating it ==". All I am seeing now is HTML code and (I am talking to those people who ARE NOT doing IT or whatever that has to do with HTML shit) it's so damn hard to type in the middle of HTML code and then edit it and then type and even choose where to type since if I type at the wrong place, it won't appear wth! Luckily I have been dealing with this shit since I started blogging (about 6 ot 7 years ago) so I'm cool with this. Still, grr... But anyway, that's better than nothing *trying to be positive* =)

Guess what, I went to one of my Aussie lovely friend's 18th birthday party last night and stayed up till 4am. That was a soooo memorable night (*hint*: with all the fights, drunk nerds, bastards, perverts who thought I was Japanese/Korean, security assholes in a club, etc.. It's hard to not be memorable hey =) ).

Anyway, back to the story, my lovely friend here is Ashleigh. I can't believe I had been spelling her name "A.S.H.L.E.Y" all these while, until I saw her ID last night ==".

I know there are lotsa things I wanna tell you all, but nah, sorry to disappoint, this post is not about the party and clubbing shit. It's about one of my old shit, LOL. Please don't frown, I have a male friend and he just calls everything "shit" when he talks.

[For eg., when we were having lunch.

Him: Rita, do you like your shit?

Me: Whaa..aa.t, oh wait, you mean this *point at my food*, yea it's, I mean, this shit is delicious =) ]

Trying not to waste your time, what I am wanting to post here is my ..... autobiography =D!!! I wrote this autobiography last year when I first enrolled into UQ's Foundation Year. It's for my 1st Academic English class as my teacher would love to know more about us (and he typed one autobigraphy about him too).

Enjoy! And don't laugh, you assholes!!! Nah just kidding hahaha!!!

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Auto-biography

(HOLY BROCCOLI!!! I POSTED IT UP BUT AFTER READING IT, I FEEL SO EMBARRASED BECAUSE:

A) I SOUNDED LIKE A 3 YEAR OLD KID.
B) THERE ARE MANY SECRETIVE THINGS I DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW :P
C) SOMEONE WILL LAUGH AT ME, AND THAT SOMEONE MAY ENJOY MAKING FUN OF ME.
D) THAT SOMEONE CAN BE YOU!!!
E) THIS IS NOT A MULTIPLE CHOICE QUESTION SO STOP THINKING WHICH ONE IS CORRECT =="
F) ALL OF THE ABOVE WTF LOL

SORRY DUDES, JUST CAN'T PUT IT HERE, ON MY BLOG, HUMILIATING ME ==")


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Yea, boring, I know. Shut up, you can't say it's boring, only me can do that *grin*.

I'mma update soon, after finishing this mother-eff assignment T___T".

Please forgive me for being rude but the pressure and stress that have been falling on my cute little head is just too much for me. Instead of smoking, drinking, raping (wtf!), watching porn, fucking, etc., I'm swearing and I know it's not good (you dun have to tell me that, bastards :D).

Haizzz, ok, that's all for now. I gotta continue typing my dumb assignment. And in fact, I am connecting to this site through an "unblocking" site. Blogs and games and facebook and other interesting stuffs are blocked in my campus. How great! ==" *sarcastic*

Buh-bye,
xoxo

Rita,